Read The 3rd Crazy Thing I Did - Mang Tony

Written by didi

This actually happened and it was something really weird pero it was funny and sexy in the same time. This happened when I was still with Dew. Kasi, sa may street namin, well mahaba siyang street. Merong isang guardhouse na yung mga home owners with us built and merong mga tanod or mga taong nagbabantay sa gabi. It helps since delikado naman maglakad at maghanap ng sakay from where I am since madilim and all. Lalo na malapit sa may mga alanganin sa g araneta and sta mesa area.

Anyway, merong tao dun lagi, he is Mang Tony, well that was what he said his name was at madalas siya ang tao sa street namin. Minsan, may kasama siya, minsan naman siya lang mag isa. He is your typical tanod looking guy na around 30+to early 40′s and medyo usual height na a little taller than me, normal body and yung typical talaga from itsura to kulay to pananamit. Since I leave at night, he would greet me and minsan walk me on my way to sakayan. Minsan naman, pag nakikita niya ako, either pauwi or papasok, pinsan pumupunta siya sa guardhouse at dun nalang nagsasabi ng “Hi Mam”. Napapansin ko lately na minsan pag naka pants or jeans lang ako, lalabas pa siya ng guard house to greet me. Pero pag tipong nag skirt or handa ako gumimik, he would stay inside the guard house at parang naka patong lang ang baba sa may edge. So getting curious, I asked our KB (Kasambahay) about it. Sabi ni Manang, na his name nga is tony and mahilig makipag textmate sa mga KB sa kalye at minsan daw bastos. Pinagbibigyan nalang daw kasi nagbabantay at hindi naman gumagawa ng kung ano. Maayos naman at takot pa daw sa asawa to do anything. Then I told na manang my observation and she said “Hay, alam naming may pagnanasa sa iyo yan. Nahahalata rin namin pag hinahatid ka ng kapre mong boylet (Dew) tumitingin yan o minsan nakwekwento ka sa iba. Pero ganyan naman yan sa mga ibang anak ng among nag cocomute.” I was thinking nothing of it naman pero may mga times na maaga akong pumapasok at na aabutan ko pa siya na tumatao. Malayo pa naman, nakikita na ako, and being more observant, minsan talaga he would go to the guard house and wait na makadaan ako or mag greet pag dadaan ako. Always, yung left arm niya parang naka patong sa wall, at yung ulo dun sa arm, while laging nakatago yung right arm pag ganun. Mas masama pa na medyo malapit yung guardhouse sa gate namin at nahahalata ko talaga pag hinahatid ako ni Dew or na nagtatago nga dun talaga.

Hindi naman ako tanga na hindi ko alam ang ginagawa niya. I sometimes make it a point to kiss Dew or mga time na we make out sa car, hinahanap ko talaga kung saan siya. Minsan napapansin ko na nagtatago.

One time, pagka hatid sa akin ni Dew sa Taxi, then after going in, I really waited and went out of the house again. I was really going to catch him, using the disguise na I was bringing pizza na binalot ko. Nakakatawa na he was quick to like leave his guardhouse nung papalapit ako and I really got the feeling na he is doing something very bad sa guardhouse na yun.

One time na wala akong pasok, I left the house to buy something sa SM Sta Mesa and I was wearing tshirt na medyo loose and shorts and sakto mag duty palang siya. I borrowed my parent’s car and went to watch a movie and buy some things. Medyo walang tao na when I got back which was 10-ish since weekday siya and since wala naman space sa extra car sa bahay, I parked the car sa usual spot sa labas ng house and I saw that he was at the guardhouse in his usual stance. Ako naman, medyo napaisip ako ng masama and I started kunwari fixing myself. Tipong I would look at myself in the mirror, then kunwari adjusting my bra all the while stealing glimpses at the guard house. Nakikita ko na medyo nanginginig na, then I got out of the car, and walked towards him bringing food. Madalas ko na ito nagagawa minsan to try to catch him pag minsan marami kaming dalang pagkain talaga.

I kinda walked faster since na sa labas na ako ng house at medyo binilisan ko talaga na parang nagulat siya or something. Malamang if it was someone younger or more sanay sa ganito, mabilis siyang nakarecover pero hindi siya. Parang hindi niya alam kung aalis ba siya ng guard house or mananatili dun, at parang he is fumbling with something. Sinabi ko nalang na “Mang Tony, dyan nalang kayo, eto ho pagkain para po hindi kayo magutom.” Hind siya makasagot or anything. As in mumbling na hindi makasagot. Sinabi ko nalang, “Mang Tony, ok lang po, malamang alam ko po ginagawa niyo dyan. Sige lang po hindi po ako magsasalita. ”

Medyo natigilan siya and he started apologizing and stuff. I just said, that it is ok, and asked him if he does this often. He started mumbling and I asked again if he does it to me often (knowing the answer) and assured him hindi ako mag rereklamo. He then sheepishly admited na minsan pag medyo sexy daw ako and said that he is married and will not and have not cheated pero hangang ganun lang. He even admitted doing text sex with some maids and even our manang (Aha, hindi kinwento sa akin yan).

Ay ewan ko ba, when I asked him kung sexy ba ang suot ko ngayon. The loose shirt is the type na kita yung isang shoulder ko and I stood in front of him. He said yes. I then smiled and asked him if he was able to finish what he was doing. Grabe, he was so dumbstruck but answered hindi. I said, sige kung tingin mo sexy suot ko ngayon, tapusin mo nalang, habang na sa harap mo ako. He really didnt know what to do pero I said it again and stood there.

He then sat back and was starting to do something. Ako naman, I was getting naughty pero not hot. Yung tipong gusto ko lang makakita kung hangang saan aabot. I asked him what does he think when he is doing the deed and seeing me now. Sabi niya he wants me naked, and imagines how I do it with Dew. Then I asked him if he dreams of doing it with me. Punchline: He said no. He just wants to see me naked kasi if he thinks of doing it with me, he is cheating on his wife and his wife will find out and patay daw siya. Natawa ako and also got the feeling na pwede ito gawing mas risky since takot pala sa asawa.

I then said, pwede ko ba makita yan, and U went to the side of the guardhouse and he showed me. It was dark, hindi ko talaga makita ng maayos and he was stroking it. I said I will not help him in anyway pero he can do it in front of me. He then started asking me sexual questions like if I was doing it na, the favorite positions, and the things I like. I saw him rubbing it really hard and even gave him my lotion and told him to keep it. Buti nalang paubos na so ok lang ibigay. The funny thing was he never asked me to undress or anything. So he came in the guard house. Sabi ko lang na, next time ok lang sa akin yan basta wala nang ibang gagawin. I left the food and went to the house.

After that if he sees me, I know what he is doing pag sa guard house siya. I sometimes do some teasing and stuff and ok lang sa kanya yun. May times if I feel crazy I would talk to him while he does it. Well, its usually leaving food while he does it. Minsan he would request me to stay a bit for him to finish which I do naman. Thanks for reading this and sorry for it not being too hot.