My 8th Crazy Thing – Pizza Boy
By didi
Hello, I hope everybody reading this is well. Pardon me if this would only be a quick story and might not be as hot though it was funny and quite different.
It was a slow, lazy and boring Saturday 2 weeks ago and I was really feeling the laziness all over my body. I did not wake up a bit late, without anything to do nor any place to go to. I was both unwilling and unable (due to laziness) to do anything productive and have decided to spend the day just being a princess (that is just laying on the bed calling people to do things for her or just plain doing nothing). It also seemed that I and the helpers would be the only one at home with my parents, aunts and cousins all out of the house.
It was already past lunchtime and without anything nice in the fridge I decided to order delivery. I also didn’t have that cash with me so I decided to choose this pizza place which accepts credit card transactions. I then called their number and ordered food for me and the helpers and waited the 30 minutes for it to be delivered. Soon enough, in less than 30 minutes there was already the door bell sounding. My most productive activity started when I was the one who went to the gate and answered the guest. As expected, it was the pizza boy; he was your typical pizza boy with the hat, the jacket (it was drizzling a bit) and the pizza.
So the guy was there, and I let him in our gate (which is high) so that he can put the pizza down. He was already looking at me funny but I thought that nothing was amiss since I was wearing a tank top and shorts; something a normal girl at home would wear. It’s just that my tank top has 3 buttons on the top and 2 of them were unbuttoned and I wasn’t wearing a bra. I was in a hurry to answer the door that I forgot to either button up or wear a bra.
As he went in, He put the pizza down by the table near the garage and was preparing to swipe my card. It’s usually the case where after the swipe it would already register but I guess with the weather a little rainy and dark, he was having problems with getting it done. He would do some small talk about me and the house and that he was surprised it’s my card and all to which I just smile. It was taking a long time so while waiting I already started eating the lollipop that comes with a delivery. It came to a point that he was more trying to talk to me that swiping the card again. I had to remind him and he would smile and then swiped it again. Finally it worked and the things I have to sign were ready.
I was signing it on the back of our parked car when I noticed him edging closer to me, that is the only time I remembered what I was wearing. From the way it looked, I can see why. He can see my breasts. The guy was little fresh already so I was thinking I might want to do something to put him back to his place. I was thinking, if I shout at him, he will get scared but still he gets to have the satisfaction. If I tease him, he knows he can’t do anything and he would get more frustrated. So while he was looking, I just muttered “Kuya, parang busog na busog na kayo kakatingin ah?” then he found out and was just smiling sheepishly. He said “Hindi Mam, tinitignan ko lang po kung tama ang pirma.” I said “Ah ganun ba, so dito ba?” pointing at the place I was supposed to sign it out while I slowly slipped the 3rd button off. He was then surprised and was not able to answer already. He was muttering something to the tune of “yes mam” and he seemed to be swallowing. “Gusto mo lang naman makita kung tama yung pirma ko diba?” He was now backing away, I called his bluff and he was now turning back. I then asked his name and his branch, which he looks really scared. He was already apologizing and I told him there was nothing to apologize if all he was looking at was the paper I was signing. He was saying that he was sorry and I said it was alright, it’s just that next time he should be more careful. The thank me and I gave him back the signed receipts and opened the gate.
As he was going to his bike, I looked if there were people around the street which gladly there wasn’t, I called his name and when he turned around I said “Since sumakit yata leeg at mata mo kakasilip eto nalang.” I took my top off to show my breast while closing the gate. His eyes popped out and I winked at him and locked the gate. I peeped on the gate’s peep hole that after I locked the gate, he was standing there dumbfounded for a few seconds before returning to his bike.
I didn’t actually feel any anger or got turned on with him or the situation; I just wanted to put a guy in his place. I forgot to put my top back on but didn’t care since it was just me and the helpers at home. I barely even noticed it until our helper asked why I was holding a box of pizza in while going to the kitchen topless. I just shrugged; got the pieces I needed and left the rest to them. I continued the day like a car sleeping, watching TV, and just lying on the bed.
This was just short, I hope you like it, and as usual please be gentle with your comments.
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