Written by tytlips
Out of boredom, and its Sinulog festival here and im feelin sick. The psycho in me strikes again. So i pretended to b a guy on a chat channel CAMFROG. So here it goes:
ME: pit senyor gorgeous!
GIRL: ..>.< (shes wid cam)
ME: u in cebu?
GIRL: yeah
ME: reli huh?
GIRL: yes..
ME: damn.. so, u goin sumwer later?
GIRL: i dont think so..
ME: so, ul jz lure urself at home?
ME: get out
ME: commn’
GIRL: yup!
GIRL: so hot..and its bored alone going out..
ME: cn i cum der instead?
ME: lol
GIRL: lol
ME: awwwww, im serious
GIRL: so ur in cebu?
ME: hell yeah
ME: ;D
GIRL: lol
GIRL: alone too?
ME: forevr alone
ME: lol, but aint lonely
GIRL: ohww..thats sad! 😀
ME: ur a sight to behold
ME: ur eyes smiles too
GIRL: ohw, common! theres still be in sumwer..
ME: too bad, not no cam ryt nw
ME: im at work actually
ME: *on
GIRL: i see
GIRL: so take ur time..:D
ME: dats y im viewing u
GIRL: lol
ME: time wel spent
GIRL: have ur break then..
ME: i dnt hav a kitkat wid me
GIRL: u dont..
ME: ferrero rocher wil do ryt?
ME: hehe
GIRL: lol (CLOSED HER CAM AND GOT OFF IN THE ROOM)
ME: and ur gone
ME: wherd u go?
GIRL: refresh..
ME: il add u aryt?
GIRL: up to u…
ME: 🙂
GIRL: 😀
ME: lets go out later
ME: hows dat?
GIRL: u have to fectch me first..lol
ME: u sure?
GIRL: my place..
ME: got my ride wid me though
GIRL: exactly..
ME: wats ur digits?
GIRL: ryt away?
ME: il drop by ur place den jz go out n see me fist
ME: if ur willing to cum wid me den ok
GIRL: ohw..il retreating.sorry
ME: dnt wna pressure u though
ME: jz tell me wen wil b ur available tym?
GIRL: im sorry. im not willing to *** with u..
ME: fuck?
ME: im not saying anything on fucking, lol
GIRL: im not that desperate.
ME: jz meting up, for coffee or a good chitchat
GIRL: nothing else?
ME: but of korz
ME: im not dat desperate edir on getting laid, lol
GIRL: ohww….
ME: jz wana knw u more
ME: coz ur so bubbly eh
GIRL: how old r u?
ME: im 26
ME: u?
GIRL: 20
ME: so ur stil a stud?
GIRL: yup..
ME: great
GIRL: where u in cebu
ME: lahug
ME: u?
GIRL: talisay
ME: long drive wid all d rerouting
ME: hmmm..
GIRL: just pass through along SRP
ME: ok
ME: is 2 pm ok wid u?
GIRL: so ul be here?
ME: y not?
GIRL: kinda shy?
ME: im not
GIRL: i mean me..
ME: so, ur shy?
GIRL: aha!
ME: u dnt need to
ME: il make u feel comfortable
ME: il come drop by in ur place
GIRL: how?
GIRL: ha?
ME: see me first before going out with me
ME: cofee or eat out
GIRL: as in?
GIRL: dnt u hav cam so that u wont have to go here?
ME: NONE
ME: coz im at work
GIRL: pictures?
ME: none edir
ME: i do meet ups in person
GIRL: cge..
ME: wats ur number?
ME: wer u in talisay?
ME: il call u once i get der.
GIRL: im here in deca homes baywalk dumlog
ME: tnx
ME: just go out and see me then.
GIRL: geh,,,
ME: so wats ur number?
ME: hw cn i contact u?
GIRL: xxxxxxxxxxx
ME: name pls?
GIRL: im “DESIREE”
GIRL: and u?
ME: whoah, unique name
ME: im Skylar
ME: il txt u
GIRL: ok
GIRL: wat specific tym wil u b hir?
ME: 3:30pm?
ME: is it ok wid u?
ME: or jz early?
GIRL: okay lng.. (sent her a txt)
ME: did u received it Des?
GIRL: Desiree..
ME: Desiree aryt!
GIRL: oo
ME: good
ME: il call u once im n deca na
GIRL: ok
ME: black monterosport
GIRL: okay..
ME: its a date den, off for lunch nw
ME: see yahh
GIRL: okay..
and how am i supposed to dat? my bad!! pacensya na girl! napagtripan ka tuloy lng ng kabaliwan ko ngayon!! PEACE!!!!!!!!!!
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